Out Of The Office...

I have been out of office for the last week(that technically restricted my blog hours…, hence no blog entry for the last week) and Today I am going to the office to put down my papers….(enough I’ve been through with Sutherland!!!) Yahoooooooooo…I’m free… free fallin... (Read it with the Tarzan tone)

I know when I go to office I would have tons of e mails in my inbox waiting to read/deleted. I am not the one, who uses an out of office reply, when I am not at work, bad habit!!!!

Anyways came across this Professional out of office replies which you guys could use!!!!

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless e-mail messages you send me until I return from holiday on 15 August. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged Rs5.00 for the first ten words and Rs2.00 for each additional word in your message.

The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending your message again. (The best part is you would be amazed to see how many dud heads would have tried it)

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

I’ve run away to join a different circus.

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Margaret’ instead of ‘Steve’.

Hope to see a lot these from you guys…. And yeah, my site meter is doing good, at least 50 people look in to my site every day, and if you are one… don’t just read the articles here, feed them too!!!